May 2013
succeeded:
my life goal is to be a milf
d4r1a:
lucifersblog:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
fullmetalfisting:
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
SEND ME A FACE
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog
(¬_¬) - You should go away
(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)
(° o °) - you shock me
(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you
(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you
（°Д°） - You scare me
( T_T ) - You annoy me
(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…
(・・;) - How did I end up here?
(UnU) - you never talk to me
(>∇<) - we should rp!
(≧∇≦) - WE NEED RP SMUT ME YOU NAO
(^///^)...
Name three characters you think of when you think...
Send me a fairytale.
Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money: What is your most prized possesion?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes...
imahighfunctioningfangirl:
screamsinsilence527:
avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
rosevests:
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
geminidiaries:
if you don’t want to fuck yourself i can do it for you
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(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) Here's A Band-Aid...
terroryouth:
this is a psa
social anxiety is:
a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations
it is not:
being a loner and/or not having too many friends
thank you
finally
“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via theglasschild)
That last line… (via medusamirabal)
geminidiaries:
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
even if we don’t have a mutual follow
The Road Goes Ever On: That moment when you... →
allthingshyper:
beelzebub-36:
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a…
captorquest:
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
Watchdavid:
McDonald’s: Why Your Burger Doesn’t Look Like the One in the Ad
This is some pretty ingenious marketing.
message me a "unf" if you think im cute
saucy-mermaid:
This is purely self serving and meant for ego boosting. And I love it.
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
laugh-addict:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
